10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com