10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.