10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz