10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack