10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo