10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel