10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer