10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'