10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.