10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is for loners.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Never educate a stupid poker player.