10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright