10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders