10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer