10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword