10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack