10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "No river, no fish."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.