10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson