10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• im going to 2 out you to death