10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --