10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!