10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.