10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
You have to piss with the dick you have