10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• im going to 2 out you to death
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.