10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.