10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss