10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."