10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'