10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion