10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."