10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament