10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Fold and live to fold again
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.