10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.