10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom