10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from