10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain