10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger