10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it