10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Fook the floosh droo!