10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!