10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Fook the floosh droo!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.