10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom