10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm