10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen