10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts