10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• im going to 2 out you to death
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.