10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.