10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.