10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier