10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.