10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."